Morty and I met at the best bar in Des Moines, The Cabaret Lounge (I shed a tear here because it is no longer open). One of my friends knew one of his friends so that is how we started talking. After a couple minutes of chitty chit chat I asked if he wanted to sit at a table with my friends and I.
Once I had a couple of drinks I challenged him to a game of Big Buck Hunter. After impressing him with my shooting abilities we went back to the table where I, ever so smoothly, brushed my leg against his while crossing my legs. (worked like a charm)
Morty lived out of town so I ended up driving him to his friends house where he was staying. He made me watch Night Patrol which is one of the worst movies ever. We got a little handsy and I stayed longer than I should have!
Morty called the next day and we have been together ever since. Awww Morty!